So today was fun, here's the dialogue:
Tourist: When are you due?
Me: I'm not due.
Tourist: You're not pregnant?
Me: Not that I know of.
Tourist: Do you want to beat me up? I was going to say you were carrying it low.
Me: Um.. it's okay.
Tourist: It's these damn shirts you girls wear.
Me: Don't worry about it. (Thinking to myself: seriously lady drop it, this is getting worse).
Tourist: Give Grandma a hug she feels bad.
Me: (Hug random tourist).
So needless to say I feel pretty good about myself; I am just reassuring myself that it was my shirt and my body's bloating issues today. I have been eating pretty bad this month so I guess this is my wake up call to get my butt in gear again.
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ummm... carrying it low?!? were her glasses carrying a little low? did she just get back from dinner with the big bad wolf and she was a little shaken up?
You should have just stabbed her in the throat, tourists are just as bad as hippies
Janna, you can put your name in... you don't have to be anonymous all the time.. we all know it's you, especially when you reference hippies.
of course, anonymous could very well be tj....
and OH MY GOD.
hahaha- i KNOW it's TJ
1. I told Janna how to put her name in.
2. Janna wouldn't reference tourists in comparison to hippies.
3. TJ is always on the internet, based on the time and the fact that Janna is starting a new job today I would say it was TJ.
Well if you aren't with child pre-tourist, you def are from last night. Thanks for sharing the tea with me and letting me spend the night. Smooth move on your part.
tourists suck.
and you DON'T look pregnant. good god, what is WITH people?
tourists have bad eyesight. that is why they drive so GOD DAMN SLOW on highway 61.
you should have asked her if she was born retarded or if it had developed over time. :)
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