Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Holidays are Here...

What have I been doing since I suffered through NaBloPoMo? Busy busy...
1. Spent a weekend at MOA with my Mom and Kenzie- finished the bulk of my Christmas shopping
2. Went to see A Don't Hug Me Christmas Carol- it was hilarious!
3. Pizza Luce for Daddios birthday
4. Matt came up and Superior was owned... The Flame
5. Went to hockey games- watched Libby and Taylor
6. Went to Brothers (YES it's good and just an FYI the trailer does not give it away) and The Blindside (held back tears...)
7. Working, working, working and loving the new position
8. Started co-rec volleyball
9. Jillian and the 30 day Shred
10. Attempted some major cleaning at the house

Now, my only concern before Christmas is coming up with a $25-30 gender neutral gift for our family dice game- any bright ideas?

Happy holidays everyone!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Cheetah Woods

I'm sure you've all heard plenty of Tiger Woods jokes... but I can't help but keep telling them. Here's my favorites:

-Did you hear Tiger Woods is changing his name? He'll now be "Cheetah Woods"

-What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both getting clubbed by Scandinavians

-Did you hear what I did last night? Drove further than Tiger Woods.

-What can Tiger Woods do with a golf ball that he can't with an escalade? Drive 300 yards.

-And lastly, a holiday cheer- What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped after 3 Hos

HAHAHA I shouldn't laugh- I still love him and fully back his wife smashing in his car windows. Trust me when I say if I ever get married and found out my husband was cheating I would do much more than smash out a couple windows.

Any new ones you'd like to share?