Sunday, December 13, 2009

Cheetah Woods

I'm sure you've all heard plenty of Tiger Woods jokes... but I can't help but keep telling them. Here's my favorites:

-Did you hear Tiger Woods is changing his name? He'll now be "Cheetah Woods"

-What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both getting clubbed by Scandinavians

-Did you hear what I did last night? Drove further than Tiger Woods.

-What can Tiger Woods do with a golf ball that he can't with an escalade? Drive 300 yards.

-And lastly, a holiday cheer- What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped after 3 Hos

HAHAHA I shouldn't laugh- I still love him and fully back his wife smashing in his car windows. Trust me when I say if I ever get married and found out my husband was cheating I would do much more than smash out a couple windows.

Any new ones you'd like to share?

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